I once visited a city called Cleveland.
The downtown area was plastered with gigantic ads featuring Lebron James. You could say it was the exact opposite of a Where’s Waldo situation.
LIKE…HE WAS EVERYWHERE!
I don’t know how many billboards you want to buy, or if you own a red-and-white striped sweater and binoculars, but at least get your picture taken for your Mom? I mean, it’s been years since you gave her something nice for Christmas.